March 2012
28 posts
Ah, group projects.
Filmer: me.
Editor: me.
Scriptwriter: me.
Ah, yes.
February 2012
40 posts
I’M SCREWED.
“Excuse me, can I talk to you for a second?”
“Yeah, hang on, let me just leave.”
Uh… bye?
This is the week everyone finds out.
Online petition: made.
Paper petition: in progress.
Dean: ticked.
All systems go.
You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a...
Lulz.
Mom: So, who are you going to be with tomorrow for your Spanish project?
Me: Maya, Tiger, and Bear.
Mom: Tiger? Bear? What kind of names are those?
Me: Er... people names?
Mom: Why don't you ask Mrs. Lyons to tag along? Lyons, tigers, and bears, oh my!
*walks into classroom, beholds a very emotional teacher*
Come back tomorrow.
KAY LET’S RUIN TOMORROW TOO.
Can I just tell the world how much God has done for me?
Three years ago tonight, I attempted suicide.
Tomorrow, I’m going to march into the office of the teacher who helped me through it, look her right in the eye, and tell her thank you.
And then I’m going to hand her a paper to be read at the school board meeting so that I can make a difference.
And then I’m going to go...
My family >.
Mom: Do you think we can go to the board meeting?
Me: No, they aren't letting anyone's parents go to that meeting.
Mom: Well, we'll try.
Me: Okay, well, [teacher] will be there... don't talk to her.
Mom: Oh, I will. And I'll bring my darts.
Dad: And a pellet gun?
Er… mom, I don’t think you know what that word means.
Our computer is not queer.
Here's to wishing I had any idea what to do.
What do you do when your school’s administration is doing something wrong and you have the support of several teachers and students but not the administration?
Something tells me this weekend is going to be full of prayer.
Nothing like being at school at 6 AM just to talk to a stupid teacher.
Lulz.
Mr. Schoon: Obama repealed "Don't ask, Don't tell", does anyone know why?
Tavis: I don't know, I thought it was a good idea.
Mr. Schoon: Why?
Tavis: Better sense of community within the troops... soldiers need to know other troops have their back!
Jon: Yeah, and not their front.
Today was so interesting.
Stay tuned for “Sam vs. School Board, Round One”.
Yeah, mom, I have to be at school at seven to take a government test.
Or to take back a letter I wrote to a teacher before they see it…
You know, same thing.
I love how a certain teacher has told me to kill myself three times in the past few weeks. Really?
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Hah. It’s so amusing to read the Bible and see all the faults with the people that God used for huge things. Not only was Moses a murderer, but God’s anger “burned against him”, and He sought to kill him because of a sin he had committed. Surely if God can use that guy, he can use me. Or you.
i haaaaaate myyyyy liiiiiiiiife
i haaaaaate myyyyy liiiiiiiiife
MY MOM MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT SOMEONE.
I can’t even begin to say how frustrating it is that I seem to always pray for the same things. And I always do the same sins and come back asking forgiveness for the same thing.
That awkward moment when you’re in trouble with a teacher and then you realize that that teacher is also the dean.
My God is so good…
…oops.
You know, not gonna lie. Life Change Week has made me question my faith more than the other 51 weeks of the year have.
I hate life change week.
Seriously, I might even give up my last absence for the semester in order to stay home tomorrow. I hate it. I want to shoot someone.
Endofstory.
Mrs. Lyons: You know, it was funny sitting in Bible yesterday because no one wanted to say the word "sex".
Griffin: ONE OVER COSINE!